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| Hello everyone... I have been sent to Winnipeg on a secret, very dangerous mission. My mission is to destroy every potted plant within reach....or maybe this is just something I do for fun. I will not tell you. This is a secret mission, after all. My favourite secret weapon is a green and purple dragon. I cannot reveal how this weapon functions. It looks like a toy but it can destroy any enemy. I think. Sara, if you want to write the story of my very dangerous mission, here is something I should tell you. I am not afraid. I am a very courageous doggie agent.
I barked: "Who are you? Who sent you?" And then I saw what I had caught: this absolutely gorgeous, long-legged, big-chested blond! She is a double agent, working for our side. Oh Sara! I am in love. I adore her. I will never leave her side. She and I are a team from now on. Together, we will catch the enemy.
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But sometimes I have to run for my life. Like, when I was pursued by the "big, evil dog" I was sure that monster was sent by the Forces of Doom (the same forces that sent all those horrible cats!). I ran.... I ran faster......
But finally I wrestled her to the ground (the sofa, actually). 
Alamo 007
To be continued.... 
| Dear Sara
this is your secret agent,
I have just completed my first mission in the United States of America.
Together with my lovely, talented partner, (code name: Agent Labrador) I have made a long and dangerous trip to Fargo, North Dakota.
We managed to hide out in a motel for a night. Today, I went to La Barriere Park to find a secret stick. I found it. Later I lost it again. Tonight I had some pasta for dinner. It got stuck to my face. Everybody laughed. I am very tired from my adventures. I think I shall rest for a bit. Tommorrow I have to see the scary evil agent "vet" and his needles. Aooouuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh! Many little kisses
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Alamo 007, reporting from Winnipeg. 
The next day, we went to a park and captured a white toy duck.
Because the duck was resisting, we had to wrestle it to the ground and chase it around the whole park.
I growled and hissed at the toy duck to protect my beautiful partner. Did I mention that I adore her?
To be continued....
| Dear
Sara-Maman
I haven't written for a while. I have accepted a new mission. Last winter I nearly got lost in all that snow up there in Siberia- or was it Winnipeg. So this August Doggiespy- Headquarters sent me and Agent Labrador to (ssshhh! Don't tell anybody!!!)... ..... TEXAS! We have learnt how to chase the evil squirrel gang out of our compound. They try to raid our nut storage facilities but we go after them and scare them BAD! My next mission, I hear, will take us to something called the ocean. Agent Labrador, my gorgeous girlfriend, is very excited. She says it has to do with water, but with water that tastes like dinner??? I am not sure I understand. I do not care for water much either, unless it is in my drinking bowl. This summer when we were still in our old location, Agent Labrador threw me into a lake. She thought it was funny. I didn't. I can't help it that I don't have webbed feet the way she does. Dear Sara, I hope to meet my sister who lives in Texas sometime soon. I love her so much and I miss her. Can you send me her address. I have to go and hide under a desk for a while. I can sense clear and present danger. Or maybe I m just tired. Bye for now and Yeeee-HAW from Texas!
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Sara, it is very hot in Texas.
Maybe I will get myself a big cowboy hat to keep the sun out of
my eyes, and a pair of little boots to keep the fire ants from biting
my paws. I don't care much for fire ants. But I do love pecan nuts.
Mummie yells at me but I run away and crack them with my sharp and
dangerous teeth and eat the inside, which is very tasty. Sometimes
I also eat the shells because it is so much fun to crack them, but
then I usually get sick and throw up. Agent Labrador does too. You
can tell, we are still a team, and we do everything together.